This could possibly be the cheapest K-pop video ever made.
Whatever
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Monday, June 16, 2014
Using K-pop In Real Life: Breaking Up Edition
We've all seen it on the nets before, the little testimonials from fangirls who feel blessed because they have apparently learned the Korean language from watching dramas and translating K-pop lyrics. It seems like a plausible theory because you pick up some snazzy basic pronouns, verbs, and adjectives, but in reality you're not going to get very far because Korean is a conjugated language and you're not going to pick up exactly what to say where from listening to Oppar whine on about losing the supposed love of his life and also because no one talks like that in real life. To prove my point (and for shits and giggles), let's take some phrases from K-pop songs and apply them to real life situations to see what happens!*
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Male Eye Candy
Monday, April 28, 2014
Throwback Time!
Because nothing has really happened in K-pop land lately and I usually don't pay attention unless it's that interesting anyway, let's just listen to an old song together. Now, based on past mistakes, you shouldn't trust any video that I post, but I'm just going to assure you know that this one won't put you in a coma or mentally scar you.
Friday, April 11, 2014
Park Hyo Shin's 'Try to Stay Awake'
Earlier this week I was on Netizenbuzz and there was somrthing about some guy who nettys wanted to win a music show, and he did. Then I found the song when downloading some other tunes to work out to or blast at school and I thought, why not give it a try? So I downloaded it and let it stew somewhere in my thousand songs.
Cue two days ago when I was just strolling down the sidewalk in the evening, enjoying my workout while blasting EXID. Feeling adventurous, I decided to put on that song I downloaded, expecting a snoozefest. As the song started, I felt my footsteps slow and my legs started to become heavy. Was it just me, or was it getting darker outside? My vision was really starting to blur, it was awful. Was that the street in front of me? Not wanting to get hit by a car or run into a tree, I quickly hit the shuffle button and woke up a bit upon hearing this.
Cue two days ago when I was just strolling down the sidewalk in the evening, enjoying my workout while blasting EXID. Feeling adventurous, I decided to put on that song I downloaded, expecting a snoozefest. As the song started, I felt my footsteps slow and my legs started to become heavy. Was it just me, or was it getting darker outside? My vision was really starting to blur, it was awful. Was that the street in front of me? Not wanting to get hit by a car or run into a tree, I quickly hit the shuffle button and woke up a bit upon hearing this.
The Shindong Theory
So recently, SM's resident hog was spotted on a date with some hot model. While I had no thoughts about it myself besides the good old 'wtf,' However, other people on the internet had their own input, for example:
"Shindong Oppar is dating!!!! NOOOOOOOOO YOU ONLY LOVE ME!!!" - Shindong's fridge
"YOU BOUGHT HER FOOD BUT WON'T FEED ME????" - Shindong'sself-storage stomach
"SHINDONG OPPAR IS MINE 5EVER!" - Those five fat Super Junior fangirls
"Why does Shindong get to bone her?" - The other Super Junior members
"What happened to the girlfriend/fiancee? Damn liar, we feel bad for the girl" - Netizens everywhere
"He must form the fat into a 10-inch dong." - Chuck
"Shindong Oppar is dating!!!! NOOOOOOOOO YOU ONLY LOVE ME!!!" - Shindong's fridge
"YOU BOUGHT HER FOOD BUT WON'T FEED ME????" - Shindong's
"SHINDONG OPPAR IS MINE 5EVER!" - Those five fat Super Junior fangirls
"Why does Shindong get to bone her?" - The other Super Junior members
"What happened to the girlfriend/fiancee? Damn liar, we feel bad for the girl" - Netizens everywhere
"He must form the fat into a 10-inch dong." - Chuck
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