Using K-pop In Real Life: Breaking Up Edition

We've all seen it on the nets before, the little testimonials from fangirls who feel blessed because they have apparently learned the Korean language from watching dramas and translating K-pop lyrics. It seems like a plausible theory because you pick up some snazzy basic pronouns, verbs, and adjectives, but in reality you're not going to get very far because Korean is a conjugated language and you're not going to pick up exactly what to say where from listening to Oppar whine on about losing the supposed love of his life and also because no one talks like that in real life. To prove my point (and for shits and giggles), let's take some phrases from K-pop songs and apply them to real life situations to see what happens!*

Male Eye Candy

I've seen a fat monster mentioned more than he should be on this site and it's messing up my ideals. Get your tissues ready you male lovers.

Before we start, a picture of your lover. Remember not to fap too hard.